This week's edition of the bizarre blotter brings us a refreshing dose of honesty and a man who may be in contention for world's worst excuse-maker. Oh, and a mother who hired strippers for her son's Sweet 16.

Bizarre blotter: 'We both know I'm drunk' driver tells cop

Massachusetts driver to cop: 'We both know I'm drunk' (Spencer Platt/Getty Images)Marshall Smith, a 42-year-old Massachusetts resident, gets this week's award for telling it like it is. When he was pulled over for driving erratically on Sunday - with a Budweiser can in his cup holder - all he really wanted was to get out of taking sobriety tests and finish his beer. According to the police report, when asked how much he had to drink, Smith said: "Way too ...

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