I didn’t know that Syria was an American territory and that we had some national security interest in the place. \When I heard to my utter astonishment that the U.S. is planning some kind of "military intervention" there, I said to myself, "Gee whiz, I thought we were planning on minding our own business and staying out of civil wars in far off lands. I thought we learned our lesson in Vietnam and Korea and who knows where!"
But, then I figured it all out. Syria is actually an American territory.
Not happening! It’s wrong, baby! Stay the heck out of there, darn it all! Put the money into our economy and get the cost of living down. Get Americans back to work.
Mind your own business and learn from your mistakes.